A monkey walks into a bar and then – tee hee – hee – ha ha:
He’ll squeeze through the chimney and give me presents? Really?
This chimpanzee is aping Rodin’s sculpture “The Thinker”…
… whereas this one is trying to be the perfect monkey gargoyle:
This monkey’s motto at San Diego Zoo seems to be “watch and learn”:
If I take just one, nobody will notice…